Geek quotes

  • If at first you don’t succeed; call it version 1.0
  • In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?
  • The box said ‘Requires Windows 95 or better’. So I installed LINUX
  • Unix, DOS and Windows…the good, the bad and the ugly
  • UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity
  • You know it’s love when you memorize her IP number to skip DNS overhead
  • 1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d
  • Beware of programmers that carry screwdrivers
  • Everytime i time i touch my code, i give birth to ten new bugs
  • WinErr 547: LPT1 not found… Use backup… PENCIL & PAPER
  • Bad or missing mouse driver. Spank the cat? (Y/N)
  • Best file compression around: “rm *.*” = 100% compression
  • Why doesn’t DOS ever say “EXCELLENT command or filename!”
  • Press every key to continue
  • Sorry, the password you tried is already being used by Dorthy, please try something else.
  • earth is 98% full … please delete anyone you can
  • I had a dream… and there were 1’s and 0’s everywhere, and I think I saw a 2!

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