Geek quotes
- If at first you don’t succeed; call it version 1.0
- In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?
- The box said ‘Requires Windows 95 or better’. So I installed LINUX
- Unix, DOS and Windows…the good, the bad and the ugly
- UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity
- You know it’s love when you memorize her IP number to skip DNS overhead
- 1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d
- Beware of programmers that carry screwdrivers
- Everytime i time i touch my code, i give birth to ten new bugs
- WinErr 547: LPT1 not found… Use backup… PENCIL & PAPER
- Bad or missing mouse driver. Spank the cat? (Y/N)
- Best file compression around: “rm *.*” = 100% compression
- Why doesn’t DOS ever say “EXCELLENT command or filename!”
- Press every key to continue
- Sorry, the password you tried is already being used by Dorthy, please try something else.
- earth is 98% full … please delete anyone you can
- I had a dream… and there were 1’s and 0’s everywhere, and I think I saw a 2!
